"Yesterday©"- New Lyrics

These engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Yesterday,

All those backups seemed a waste of pay.

Now my database has gone away.

Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly,

There's not half the files there used to be.

And there's a milestone hanging over me.

The system crashed, so suddenly. I pushed something wrong,

What it was,

I could not say. Now,

all my data's gone,

And I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay. Yesterday,

The need for back-ups seemed so far away.

I knew my data was all here to stay,

Now I believe in yesterday. ...from the Inflection Point web site (© The Beatles)

Maury Microwave / Noisecom UFX 7000B Noise Generator - RF Cafe Website

RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling 2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps while tying up your telephone line, and a lady's voice announced "You've Got Mail" when a new message arrived...