 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
When I find my code in tons of
trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom, "Write in C." As the
deadline fast approaches, and bugs are all that I can see Somewhere, someone whispers: "Write in C."
Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. Logo's dead and buried, Write in C.
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN. For science it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics!
Write in C. If you've just spent nearly 30 hours, Debugging some assembly. Soon you will be glad to
Write in C. Write in C, Write in C. Write in C, oh, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer. Write in C. Write in C, Write in C. Write in C, oh, Write in C. Pascal
won't quite cut it. Write in C. ...from the Inflection Point web site |
