These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2,
#3
He's a real UNIX man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX plans For nobody. Knows the blocksize from du(1) Cares
not where /dev/null goes to Isn't he a bit like you and me? UNIX man, please listen(2) My lpd(8)
is missin' UNIX man, The wo-o-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
He's as wise as he can be Uses lex and yacc and C UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
UNIX Man, don't worry Test with time(1), don't hurry UNIX Man The new kernel boots, just like you had
planned. He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX plans for nobody. . .
Making all his UNIX plans for nobody. . . ...from the Inflection Point web site (© The Beatles) |