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About RF Cafe
Copyright: 1996 - 2024 Web BSEE - KB3UON RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling
2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed
formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit
design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at
the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps
while tying up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got
Mail" when a new message arrived... All trademarks, copyrights, patents, and other rights of ownership to images
and text used on the RF Cafe website are hereby acknowl My Hobby Website: |
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Top Ten Ways You Know You Just Might Be Married To a Ham |
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The Long Island Mobile Amateur Radio Club is a very active group. Their monthly publication, the LIMARC LOG, is chock full of reports on activities. Occasionally, someone from there will write to me to request permission to use content from RF Cafe - often a crossword puzzle. Now, I'm borrowing something from them.
Top Ten Ways You Know You Just Might Be Married To a Ham 10) His favorite superheroes are Marconi and Tesla. 9) His sense of well being is tied to the sunspot cycle. 8) His electric shaver has a backup diesel generator. 7) He shows you his PL-259 connector. 6) For a romantic honeymoon, he chooses Dayton over Tahiti. 5) He rates your love making in S units. 4) He buys you an HT for your anniversary. 3) He attaches a mag mount antenna to the baby's stroller. 2) When whispering sweet nothings in your ear, he ID's every few minutes. 1) When the moment is right, he is on the radio.
...from the February 2011 edition of the LIMARC LOG
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These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
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