 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
 How's this for a great anagram?
International Microwave Symposium = Comparatively Winsome Ruminations, or maybe
Unwise Improvisational Commentary
I came up with that today when noting that
IMS 2020 Virtual Event begins today.
An anagram, BTW, is a word or words created from the letters of another word
or words. Some results are very descriptive of the original subject (Western Union
= No Wire Unsent and The Morse Code = Here Come Dots), but the best are results
that mock (New York Times = Monkeys Write) or suggest the opposite of the original.
Here's another: Electrical Engineer = Career Intelligence.
There are many anagram finders out there, including
AnagramMaker.com, which is the one I used
to find my International Microwave Symposium anagram.
Over the years, I have searched the WWW for anagrams and posted many on the following
two pages. Here is a new batch found in today's effort. It is usually impossible
to determine the true origin of things like this since they are repeated all over
the Internet. Of course I claim ownership of the IMS and EE anagram, so if it pops
up somewhere else without attribution, it is premeditated theft.
Anagrams | Anagrams
2 | Tech & Business Anagrams
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis
The Intel processor = This electron poser
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Hewlett-Packard Co = PC alert! Two hacked!
Toshiba Consumer Products Ltd = It's cool to thump sad CD-burners
Ericsson Mobile Phones = Sonic noise problems, eh?
Compaq, Inc = PC: "Mac? No IQ!"
Peugeot Cars = Great coupes!
Pentium = Put me in
Camry = My car
Toyota Landcruiser = O, dusty oriental car
Land Rover Discovery = Cosy, overland driver
The Sanyo Corporation = Sony operator to China?
DaimlerChrysler Corporation = Merc option: really horrid cars!
Goodyear Tires = Yo! I greet roads
Toyota Prius = Story: Utopia!
Caterpillar Incorporated = O, principal tractor dealer!
Bank of America = Mafia-backer, no?
General Motors Corporation = Large car on store promotion
Singapore Airlines = Pioneer Asian girls
Morgan Stanley = Analyst monger
Cosmopolitan = O, cool man tips!
Happy Meals in McDonalds = Means a damn sloppy child
The World Trade Organisation = Nations' reward: hard-to-get oil
Delta Airlines = I land earliest!"
McDonald's Restaurants = Uncle Sam's standard rot
Los Angeles Times = Slogans meet lies!'
Reader's Digest = Registered ads
The Oxford English Dictionary = Ah friend, try this good lexicon!
Greyhound = Young herd
The Walt Disney Co = The low syndicate
Siemens = Nemesis
Time Warner = Mean Writer
Boeing Aircraft Corporation = Cargo airborne, action profit!
Northwest Airlines Incorporated = Tower directs airplane: 'Is north, no?'
The Royal Bank of Scotland = Aye! Loch bonds, tartan folk!
Continental Airlines Incorporated = Concerned international air pilots
Bulgarian Airlines = Real bargain
Lufthansa = Fatal huns
London Heathrow Airport = Hop to Iran, another world!
Boeing = Big One
Posted August 4, 2020
|
