 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Reward Offered (.) A reward of 500
microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of Hopalong Capacity. This unrectified criminal
escaped from a Weston Primary cell, where he had been Clamped in Ions awaiting the Gauss chamber. He is
charged with the induction of an 18 turn Coil named Milli Henry, who was found Choked and robbed of valuable
Joules. He is armed with a Carbon Rod and is a Potential killer.
Hopalong Capacity is also charged with driving a DC motor over the Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the Band
Pass. If encountered he may offer Series Resistance. The Electromotive Force spent the night searching for
him in the Magnetic Field where he had gone to Earth. They had no success and believed Capacity returned Ohm via a
Short Circuit. He was last seen, riding a Kilocycle with his friend, Eddy Current, who was playing "Ohm on the
Range" on his Harmonic. ...from the a posting on the USENET newsgroup sci.electronics.repair by Bob
Parker (bobpar@ozemail.com.au) |
