Redneck Computer User

Engineering Humor - RF Cafe These tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

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Ways to Tell If a Redneck Has Been Working at a Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The five front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba"

4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM Drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number one way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is:

1. The Mouse is referred to as a "critter".

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