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Redneck Computer Glossary
These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
- Hard Drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
- Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys.
- Window: Place in the truck to hang your guns.
- Floppy: When you run out of Polygrip.
- Modem: How you got rid of your dandelions.
- ROM: Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
- Byte: First word in a kiss-off phrase.
- Reboot: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
- Network: Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
- Mouse: Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
- LAN: To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
- Cursor: What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
- Bit: A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch long ways."
- Digital Control: What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
- Packet: What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
Copyright: 1996 - 2026 |
About RF Cafe RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling 2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps while tying up your telephone line, and a lady's voice announced "You've Got Mail" when a new message arrived... |
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