 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
| Freezer Burn |
Civil War |
Calculated Risk |
Old News |
| Advanced Basic |
Working Vacation |
Minor Catastrophe |
Extra Money |
| Original Copy |
Taped Live |
Instant Classic |
Rap Music |
| Drag Race |
Small Crowd |
Gentleman Farmer |
Found Missing |
| Airline Food |
Turned up Missing |
Industrial Park |
Almost Exactly |
| Living Legend |
Temporary Tax Increase |
Genuine Imitation |
Word Picture |
| Same Difference |
Definite Maybe |
Black Light |
Alone Together |
| Government Organization |
Urban Cowboy |
Sun Shower |
Sanitary Landfill |
| Open Secret |
Cold Sweat |
British Fashion |
Power Nap |
| Near Miss |
Passive Aggression |
Still Life |
Living Dead |
| Daybed |
Terribly Pleased |
Soft Rock |
Clearly Misunderstood |
| Rock Opera |
Lengthy Brief |
Tough Love |
California Culture |
| Microsoft Works |
Peace Force |
Sweet Sorrow |
Light Heavyweight |
| Loud Whisper |
Plastic Glasses |
Exact Estimate |
Pretty Ugly |
| Act Naturally |
Minor Crisis |
Bad Luck |
Natural Additives |
| Clearly Confused |
Only Choice |
Deafening Silence |
Paid Volunteer |
| Even Odds |
Random Order |
Accidentally on Purpose |
Good Grief |
| Fairly Dark |
Safety Hazard |
Eternal Moment |
Government Service |
| Baby Grand |
Taped Live |
Ill Health |
Summer School |
| Vaguely Aware |
Terribly Cute |
War Games |
Job Security |
| Dry Lake |
Home Office |
Great Depression |
Liquid Gas |
| Down Escalator |
Concrete Jungle |
Almost Exactly |
Easy Problem |
| Modern History |
Bittersweet |
Normal Deviation |
Constant Change |
| Death Benefits |
Plastic Wood |
Rap Music |
Serious Fun |
| Criminal Justice |
Friendly Fire |
Dynamic Equilibrium |
Anxious Patient |
| Idiot Savant |
Boxing Ring |
Conservative Democrat |
Linear Curve |
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