 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Everyone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything
that can go wrong, will..." - Here are some other Laws that apply specifically to engineering you may not have
heard!Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any
tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If it jams,
force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Beach's Law: Interchangeable parts aren't. William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that
it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. Lane's Law of Supply and
Demand: The one item you need is always in short supply. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were
late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
flat tire. Norman Einstein's Law: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. Col. Murphy's Law of
Combat: Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder! ...from the Eureka website |
