 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Consider this if you are still crazy
enough to be in the stock market:
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If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49.00.
- With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
- With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
- If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. (7/2002) Thanks to
Cornell for this one. |
