 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
(Sung to the familiar Willy Nelson tune about Cowboys)
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be engineers Don't let them
fix radars for middle class bucks Make 'em be cowboys and bikers and such.
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be engineers.
They'll work overtime
and they'll never be home Not even with someone they love Engineers ain't
easy to love and they're harder to hold They'd rather give you Dolby Surround
than diamonds or gold Palm pilot on belt loop and high water pants Every day
goes the same way And if you don't annoy him and he don't complain He'll probably
rewire the house.
(Repeat Chorus)
An engineer loves sweaty computer
shows and new sci fi movies Microprocessors and robots and socks that are white
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do Sometimes won't know
how to take him He's not weird he's just different and his pride won't let him
Ever be anything other than right
from the StrangeCosmos website |
