 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
- 1012 microphones = 1 megaphone
- 106 bicycles = 2 megacycles
- 500 millinaries = 1 seminary
- 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
- 10 cards = 1 decacards
- 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
- 10¯6 fish = 1 microfiche
- 454 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
- 1012 pins = 1 terrapin
- 1021 picolos = 109 los = 1 gigolo
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10 rations = 1 decoration
- 100 rations = 1 C-ration
- 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
- 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
- 10 monologs = 5 dialogues
- 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
- 2 monograms = 1 diagram
- 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
- 2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
- 2 wharves = 1 paradox
- 10¯6 phones = 1 microphone
- 106 phones = 1 megaphone
- 10¯2 mental = 1 centimental
- 10¯1 mate = 1 decimate
- 1012 bulls = 1 terabull
- 10¯12 boos = 1 picoboo
- 10¯15 bismol = 1 femtobismol
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