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Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

For some reason, this scene from Monty Python's, "In Search of the Holy Grail" just cracks me up.

From The Book of Armaments 2:9-21

Brother: "And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt

               thou take out the Holy Pin.

               Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,

               no less.

              Three shalt be the number thou shalt

              count, and the number of the counting

              shalt be three.

              Four shalt thou not count,

              nor either count thou two, excepting that

              thou then proceed to three.

              Five is right out.

              Once the number three,

              being the third number, be reached, then

              lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of

              Antioch towards thy foe, who being

              naughty in my sight, shall snuf it."

Maynard: Amen.

          All: Amen.

    Arthur: Right! One. . . two. . . five!

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