 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
As with so many creative content found on
the Internet, it is often difficult - if not impossible to learn the true provenance of images and writings. In
such instances, I usually reference the website where I found the piece. Whenever the true origin in known with
certainty, I am sure to link to its creator as well. Here is a case of the former, found just in time for
Valentine's Day 2011.
♥♥♥
An Engineer's Valentine ♥♥♥
I was alone and all was dark Beneath me and above My life was full of
volts and amps But not the spark of love
But now that you are here with me My heart is overjoyed
You turn the whole square of my heart Into a sinusoid
You load things from my memory Onto my system's bus
My life was once assembly code But now it's C++
I love the way you solder things My circuits you can fix
The voltage across your diode Is much more than point-six
With your amps and resistors You have built my integrator
I cannot survive without you You are my function generator
You have charged my life, increased my gain And made my math discrete
And now I'll end my poem here Control, Alt, and Delete
...from the IEEE@UNT website
(University of North Texas)
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