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Drugs vs. Software |
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 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Refer to their clients as "users". |
Refer to their clients as "users". |
"The first one's free!" |
"Download a free trial version..." |
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move stuff). |
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code). |
Strange Jargon:
- "Stick"
- "Rock"
- "Wrap"
- "E"
- "Stash"
- "Drive By"
- "Hit (LSD)"
- "Source"
- "The Pigs"
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Strange Jargon:
- "SCSI"
- "RTFM"
- "Packet"
- "C"
- "Cache"
- "CTRL ALT DEL"
- "Hit (WWW)"
- "Source-code"
- "Microsoft"
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Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25-year-old market. |
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25-year-old market. |
Your clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. |
Your clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. |
Job is assisted by the industry producing newer, more potent product. |
Job is assisted by the industry producing newer, more potent products. |
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive.
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When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive.
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A lot of successful people getting rich in this industry while still teenagers.
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A lot of successful people getting rich in this industry while still teenagers.
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Their product causes unhealthy addictions. |
DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said. |
...author unknown. |
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