Help Wanted - Computer Engineer

These engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

This photo is making the rounds on the Internet, so of course it could be a total ruse. Since it is such a clever concept, I'll take a chance and go ahead and perpetuate it.

RF Cafe: Computer Engineer Needed

The idea is to solve the equation to discover what the value Phone Number equals.

Here are the equations:

What is your guess?

LadyBug LB5954L Power Sensor with LAN Option - RF Cafe Website

RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling 2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps while tying up your telephone line, and a lady's voice announced "You've Got Mail" when a new message arrived...