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MATHEMATICAL PROOF REQUIRED TO PROVE THAT "BARNEY IS SATAN"
Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur
Prove: Barney is Satan
Step 1: The Romans had no letter "U" so they used "V'' instead for printing.
the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Step 2: Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
C V V L D I V
Step 3: The decimal equivalent of these Roman numerals would be:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
Step 4: Adding these numbers together would produce:
Step 5: 666 is the number of the Beast
Therefore: Barney is
...from the Inflection Point website