 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Pathetic, but true...
Tax his land Tax his bed Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor Tax his mule Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work Tax his pay He
works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his cow Tax his goat Tax his pants Tax his coat. Tax his ties Tax his shirt
Tax his work Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco Tax his drink Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax
his cigars Tax his beers If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car
Tax his gas Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be
done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers Then tax him more Tax him till He's good
and sore. Then tax his coffin Tax his grave Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words
upon his tomb 'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone Do not relax It's time to apply The inheritance tax.
Here are just a few of the taxes you are subject to: Accounts Receivable Tax Building
Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog LicenseTax Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit
Tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax Privilege Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security
Tax Road Usage Tax Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State
Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring
and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Use Tax Utility
Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years
ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell happened? Can you spell
'politicians!' And I still have to 'press 1' for English!? |
