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RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling 2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps while typing up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got Mail" when a new message arrived...

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Engineering Humor - RF CafeThese tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

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Time Limit: 3 Weeks

  • What language is spoken in France?
  • Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
  • Would you ask William Shakespeare to

    (a) build a bridge

    (b) sail the ocean

    (c) lead an army or

    (d) WRITE A PLAY

  • What religion is the Pope?

    (a) Jewish

    (b) Catholic

    (c) Hindu

    (d) Polish

    (e) Agnostic (check only one)

  • Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
  • What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
  • How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
  • What are people in Canada's far north called?

    (a) Westerners

    (b) Southerners

    (c) Northerners

  • Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
  • Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
  • Where does rain come from?

    (a) Macy's

    (b) a 7-11

    (c) the United States

    (d) the sky

  • Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

    (a) yes

    (b) no

  • What are coat hangers used for?
  • The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
  • Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
  • Where is the basement in a three story building located?
  • Which part of America produces the most oranges?

    (a) New York

    (b) Florida

    (c) Canada

    (d) Wisconsin

  • Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
  • What does CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
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