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Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Time Limit: 3 Weeks

  • What language is spoken in France?
  • Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
  • Would you ask William Shakespeare to

    (a) build a bridge

    (b) sail the ocean

    (c) lead an army or

    (d) WRITE A PLAY

  • What religion is the Pope?

    (a) Jewish

    (b) Catholic

    (c) Hindu

    (d) Polish

    (e) Agnostic (check only one)

  • Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
  • What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
  • How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
  • What are people in Canada's far north called?

    (a) Westerners

    (b) Southerners

    (c) Northerners

  • Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
  • Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
  • Where does rain come from?

    (a) Macy's

    (b) a 7-11

    (c) the United States

    (d) the sky

  • Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

    (a) yes

    (b) no

  • What are coat hangers used for?
  • The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
  • Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
  • Where is the basement in a three story building located?
  • Which part of America produces the most oranges?

    (a) New York

    (b) Florida

    (c) Canada

    (d) Wisconsin

  • Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
  • What does CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
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