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Engineering & Science Humor - RF Cafe WebsiteThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

LOL - RF Cafe Website...well, a human handful with a complete compliment of four fingers and a thumb. I have no idea who first thought of these jokes, but thanks to whoever did. I especially like the iPod joke!

  • A jumper cable walked into a bar.  The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything."
  • I don't enjoy computer jokes; not one bit.
  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.

 

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