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A Handful of Techie Jokes

Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

LOL - RF Cafe...well, a human handful with a complete compliment of four fingers and a thumb. I have no idea who first thought of these jokes, but thanks to whoever did. I especially like the iPod joke!

  • A jumper cable walked into a bar.  The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything."
  • I don't enjoy computer jokes; not one bit.
  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.

 

Posted August 19, 2014

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About RF Cafe

Kirt Blattenberger - RF Cafe Webmaster

Copyright:
1996 - 2024

Webmaster:

Kirt Blattenberger,

BSEE | KB3UON

RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling 2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps while tying up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got Mail" when a new message arrived...

Copyright  1996 - 2026

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