A Sad State of Affairs
These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels,
and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on
your asses, and light up a
this is the Promised Land." Today, the Government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care, the economy, the
wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds... that I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1
for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I
was suicidal. They
got excited and asked, "Can you drive a truck?"