 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
 It
was only a matter of time before someone became a victim of an
iPad assault. A story hit the wires this morning about a firefighter in NYC beating his wife
in the head with an iPad. "When she tried to escape, he grabbed her by the hair, threw her onto
a patio floor and locked the door, according to published reports." So, we have a hostage taken
and extreme physical violence, all caused by easy access to a personal electronics device. No
doubt the domestic terrorist had large capacity RAM modules installed. Does anyone really need
more than 16 GBytes of RAM for sport computing? Only someone with an intent on doing personal
harm would need the newest large capacity 128 GByte model. Do iPads imbue owners with a sense
of superiority and invincibility who feel powerful when in possession of one? What about iPhones,
which are easier to conceal? Why do citizens even need iPads when the Constitution was written
and shared with pen and paper? Lawmakers should immediately introduce legislation to ban RAM modules
of more than 16 GBytes for iPads and iPhones. Only law enforcement and the military need
more. - Kirt Blattenberger Posted 2/28/2013
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