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Calvin's Father Explains...

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Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Calvin & Hobbes Bridge Weight Limit (Watterson) - RF Cafe

Calvin's Father Explains How Bridge
Weight Limits Are Determined
(Calvin & Hobbes, 11/26/1986)

This has always been one of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes comic strip episodes (November 26, 1986). Calvin's father, a patent attorney, is famous for providing zany explanations to Calvin's inquiries about physics, astronomy, and other science subjects which he knows nothing about. In this comic, Calvin is riding in the car over a bridge with "Weight Limit 10 Tons" on it. He asks his father how the limits are determined. His father, whose name has never been divulged (neither first name nor last name), replies with a typically hilarious version of what goes into the weight limit calculation. Read on for explanations on where babies come from, why old photographs are in black and white even though much older paintings are in color, the sunset, how a light bulb works, and even Relativity, amongst other things. Bill Watterson was truly a genius.

Bill Watterson at drawing board - RF CafeComposed of three hardcover, four-color volumes in a sturdy slipcase, this edition will include all Calvin and Hobbes cartoons that ever appeared in syndication. Available October 5, 2005 - order now to have in time for Christmas! Separate book editions available now.This is an interesting write-up on Calvin & Hobbes creator Bill Watterson on the Fandom website. Calvin's father's appearance is a likeness of Watterson himself. Here is the Wikipedia entry for Calvin & Hobbes. The entire collection of Calvin & Hobbes comic strips are contained in The Complete Calvin and Hobbes [Box Set], which I own.

Here are a few other strips where Calvin's father bestows his wisdom:

Calvin's Father Explains Where Babies Come From (Watterson) - RF Cafe

Calvin's Father Explains Where Babies Come From
(Calvin & Hobbes, April 18, 1987)

Calvin's Father Explains the Sunset (Watterson) - RF Cafe

Calvin's Father Explains the Sunset
(Calvin & Hobbes, July 30, 1989)

Calvin's Father Explains How a Light Bulb Works (Watterson) - RF Cafe

Calvin's Father Explains How a Light Bulb Works
(Calvin & Hobbes, July 6, 1989)

Calvin's Father Explains How Bank Machines Work (Watterson) - RF Cafe 

Calvin's Father Explains How Bank Machines Work
(Calvin & Hobbes, April 13, 1990)

Calvin's Father Explains Why Ice Floats (Watterson) - RF Cafe

Calvin's Father Explains Why Ice Floats
(Calvin & Hobbes, June 17, 1995)

Calvin's Father Explains How the World Changed from B&W to Color (Watterson) - RF Cafe

Calvin's Father Explains How the World
Changed from B&W to Color
(Calvin & Hobbes, November 9, 2014 - not original date)

Calvin's Father Explains Relativity (Watterson) - RF Cafe

Calvin's Father Explains Relativity
(Calvin & Hobbes, April 13, 1990)

Calvin's Father Explains Where Wind Comes From (Watterson) - RF Cafe 

Calvin's Father Explains Where Wind Comes From
(Calvin & Hobbes, June 15, 1993)

Calvin's Father Explains the Saying "Give It the Old College Try" (Watterson) - RF Cafe 

Calvin's Father Explains the Saying
"Give It the Old College Try"
(Calvin & Hobbes, June 28, 1995)

Calvin's Father - Patent Attorney (Watterson) - RF Cafe 

Calvin's Father - Patent Attorney
(Calvin & Hobbes, December 3, 1988)

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