 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Three engineers and three accountants are
traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy
tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three
people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll
see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take
their respective seats but all Three engineers cram into a restroom and close the
door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was
quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the
engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station,
they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers
buy no tickets at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When
they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers
cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers
leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "ticket please." ...and another one...
Q: What do you call it when a tour bus gets a flat?
(thanks to Tony B.) See below for answer . . . . . . . . . A: Group delay |
