Instructions for the Operation of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
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For some reason, this scene from Monty Python's, "In Search of the Holy Grail" just
cracks me up.
From The Book of Armaments 2:9-21
Brother: "And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count
thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuf it."
Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
Arthur:
Right! One. . . two. . . five!
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