Axis of Evil
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British Newspaper Article by John Cleese:
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, China, and Syria today announced that they
had formed the "Axis of Just As Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea
axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately
dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil, in their
dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil
. . .we're the best."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they
could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian president Bashar al-Assad. "An axis can't
have more than three countries", explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition.
In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret
handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."
International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what
has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of
Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while
Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable".
With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and
Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But
Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of
Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do", said
Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
While wondering if the other nations of the world
weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the
establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false
application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
...and thanks to
Terry W. for submitting it!
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