Astronomical Aphorisms

These engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Plasma is another matter
Interstellar matter is a gas
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
"Apple" (c) 6024 B.C., Adam & Eve
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton
"The faster you go, the shorter you are" - Einstein
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein
And God said: E = +mv² - Ze²/r ...and there *WAS* light!
All that glitters has a high refractive index
Black holes are out of sight
Black holes were created when God divided by zero!
Black holes really suck...
The universe is a big place... perhaps the biggest
The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Friction can be a drag sometimes
Going the speed of light is bad for your age
Gravity: Not just a good idea...it's the LAW
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Power corrupts, but we need electricity
Resistance is futile! (If < 1 Ω)
Supernovae are a blast

...from the www.xs4all.nl website

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