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This Is Not the Internet

Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with overt sexual overtones (or undertones) and hateful tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor page to the e-mail link above.

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This appeared in the November 2013 edition of The Good Life, a local newspaper of northern Michigan. Each monthly edition is chock full of not just news and advertisements, but also scores of jokes and riddles.

"Okay, I'm five-foot-three and pleasingly plump. Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.

The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in a serious tone, 'Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.'

While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me...

'Sweetheart, she gently chided, 'this is not the Internet."



And now, at no extra charge, a tech riddle:

Q.  How do the guys in a close-knit group of technology refer to each other?

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A.  Algebros




Posted 11/2/2013
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