Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been
collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with reproductive
function innuendo and hateful
tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio
clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor
page to the e-mail link above.
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This appeared in the November 2013 edition of The Good
, a local newspaper of northern Michigan. Each monthly edition is chock full of not just news and advertisements,
but also scores of jokes and riddles.
"Okay, I'm five-foot-three and pleasingly plump. Recently, after I
had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.
The ER nurse asked for my height and
weight, and I responded in a serious tone, 'Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.'
While the nurse pondered this information,
my mother leaned over to me...
'Sweetheart, she gently chided, 'this is not the Internet."
And now, at no extra charge, a tech riddle:
Q. How do the guys in a close-knit group of technology
refer to each other?