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Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with overt sexual overtones (or undertones) and hateful tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor page to the e-mail link above.

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  • The only jokes you receive are through e-mail
  • At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string
  • Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma
  • Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room
  • In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure
  • The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions
  • You are always late to meetings
  • You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling
  • You bought your wife a new CD ROM for her birthday
  • You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
  • You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
  • You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines.
  • You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
  • You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months
  • You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the chairs to see how they do the special effects
  • You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area
  • You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
  • You have more friends on the Internet than in real life
  • You have never bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married
  • You have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts
  • You know what http:// actually stands for
  • You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys
  • You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
  • You see a good design and still have to change it
  • You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring
  • You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
  • You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep
  • You wear black socks with white tennis shoes (or vice versa)
  • You window shop at Radio Shack
  • You're in the back seat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite
  • You know what the geosynchronous satellite function is
  • Your checkbook always balances
  • Your laptop computer costs more than your car
  • Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work
  • Your wrist watch has more computing power than a 300 MHz Pentium
  • You've already calculated how much you make per second
  • You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio
  • Your computer is worth more than your vehicles.

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