Liberal Arts College Entrance Exam

These engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Time Limit: 3 Weeks

What language is spoken in France?
Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)
Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
What are people in Canada's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) the United States
(d) the sky
Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
What are coat hangers used for?
The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
Where is the basement in a three story building located?
Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin
Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
What does CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

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