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Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor
that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted
and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care
to censor "humor" with overt sexual overtones (or undertones), degrading political taunts, and hateful
tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio
clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor
page to the e-mail link above.
Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen. Lives in a dream. Waits for a signal. Finding some code that will make the machine do some more. What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long? Guru MacKenzie Typing the lines of a program that no one will run, Isn't it fun? Look at him working, Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile. It takes a while... All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long? Eleanor Rigby Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work. Feels like a jerk. Guru MacKenzie Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code. Nothing will load. All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long? ...from the Inflection Point web site (© The Beatles) | ||||||
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