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editions of The Wireless World
OK, I give up. What is a "pukka amateur?" According to an online dictionary:
pukka, adj (esp in India) 1.
properly or perfectly done, constructed, etc. a pukka road 2. genuine pukka sahib.
Next up: A
Blattnerphone. That sounds an awful lot like Blattenberger, or maybe
more like Blattnerberger. Anyway, a Blattnerphone was an early attempt at recording sound
on a steel tape.
I thought my native language was English, but evidently there are still some good
words to learn. If you read enough vintage magazines from the first half of the 20th
century, you will run across many words and phrases that are still in the
but you hardly ever see or hear them used anymore.
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by "Free Grid"
RADIO Paris still seems to be as popular as ever as a medium through which various
commercial undertakings, not excluding journals, can put across their welcome Sunday
programmes. In these days of "Buy British," however, it seems a pity that so much good
money should have to go out of the country for the hire of the station, and I hear that,
in spite of the B:B.C.'s monopoly, it is not unlikely that we shall soon be hearing these
programmes radiated from what is technically British soil.
If the sea were rough.
According to an acquaintance in shipping circles, a well-known financial house contemplates
the purchase of one of the many liners which are at present laid up around our coasts,
with the object of fitting it up as a high-power broadcasting station. When one thinks
of the relative smallness of the wireless room on even the largest liner, it is at first
a little difficult to see how a station with reasonably high power could be accommodated,
until one remembers that there would be a very large amount of space, usually devoted
to goods or passengers, available for the transmitting apparatus and studios.
The idea is that the vessel shall pick up its artists or gramophone records at some
convenient spot and then go out beyond the three-mile limit and cruise about while transmission
is in progress. There is no information as to which part of the coast the ship would
use as its base, but I do not suppose the inhabitants of the neighbouring coast towns
would be too pleased about it, unless they had Autotones, or at least superhets ; but
still, there are plenty of lonely stretches of coast, and in case of complaints the ship
could get several miles farther out.
I am told that if the P.M.G. raised any objection, the vessel would use as its base
a nearby Continental port,· the artists being conveyed thither by aeroplane. The question
which at once springs to my mind is what would happen if the day were rough and the artists
IT is a funny thing that all the greatest brains in radio, including my own, have
been unable to devise a better method of matching condensers than by means of segmented
end vanes. The method looks crude, but nevertheless it works well - as the hangman said
to his doubting client - and that's all that matters. This principle of fine adjustment
by vane-bending is, of course, carried to its logical conclusions in the Autotone, where,
I suppose, more accurate ganging has been achieved than ever before. I have, by the way,
been finding the initial adjustment of this set uncannily fascinating; the set is almost
foolproof - no nasty remarks, please - and yet it comes as a welcome relief amid the
welter of "factoryhand" designs which make no appeal to the pukka
Anticipating a boo.
I HAVE so often. complained of the annoyance caused by the sycophantic studio audience
who give such roars of applause at the conclusion of every item, whether good or bad,
that I am only too glad to admit that I have done them an injustice and to apologise
accordingly. I have had my suspicions for a long time, and so the other night, when I
happened to be a member of the audience in Studio
No. 10, I took special notice of the fact that the red lamp I went out thus indicating
that the microphone was dead-immediately the various items finished, and therefore our
faint-hearted efforts at polite approval were not broadcast.
The applause which is invariably broadcast is usually so hearty that I concluded at
once that my worst suspicions were confirmed. My presumption, however, that the B.B.C.
kept a couple of dozen professional applauders in a spare studio, continuously clapping
and emitting other noises of approval, and that their efforts were duly "mixed-in" in
the control room, proved to be quite wrong. I am told on reliable authority that the
B.B.C. are far too economical in man power to do this, and that although there is actually
an applause studio, it contains a number of Blattnerphones continuously operating records
of hand clapping, feet stamping, laughter and apprehensive gasps, each of which is "faded-in"
according to taste.
I wonder, however, how it is that in the middle of an item we get the inane cackles
of laughter which so often mercifully prevent us from hearing some of the chesnuts which
are broadcast. I can only. think that the B.B.C. must have an expert psychologist in
an ante-room constantly watching the faces of the audience through a peep-hole so that
he can intelligently anticipate a boo, and with a quick turn of the "mixer control" replace
it with laughter. When television is perfected, and we can see the audience, I suppose
that the B.B.C. will arrange at critical moments for a quick fade in of a talkie' film
of a Coliseum audience listening to George Robey.
Posted December 26, 2018 (original 4/9/2011)