Since there does not seem to
be service-related trade magazines - at least for electronics - anymore, most people have never gotten first-hand experiences of the kinds of travails
endured by servicemen as imposed by customers. Radio News, Radio-Electronics,
Popular Electronics, Radio-Craft, and other such magazines
regularly carried articles and sometimes regular monthly columns with content
contributed by guys in the repair shop and in homes. Some were actual scenarios
and others were fictional based on typical experiences. The most entertaining
were told in story form, and were undoubtedly embellished a bit in order to
increase the drama factor. This Serviceman's Experiences feature ran in
Radio News for a few years. I have to admit to not quite getting the "Leg
Department" comment, unless it means he was treated as a gofer (i.e., go for
this and go for that, using his legs). Optional theories are welcome; maybe
that used to be a common term.
Serviceman's Experiences
By Lee Sheldon, Chicago, Illinois
"Don't argue with your customers; give them what they want!" is the maxim
which the author discovers and applies. The results are most encouraging.
"The 'phone is ringing," said Al, turning from the workbench. "Don't you
care?"
That's one of the things I don't like about my partner. He is too sarcastic,
and never appreciates my methods. When we started in business together, he agreed
to work inside the store, and I agreed to work outside. From then on -
"Stop acting coy with the customers," he said, with that annoying tone, "and
find out who is calling. We used to get repair jobs before you took to sitting
at the desk with your eyes out of focus. Answer the call!"
From then on he called me the Leg Department. All he has to do is sit in
our nice quiet store, waiting for me to bring-
"Grab that 'phone!"
I know a storm warning when I hear one. I picked up the receiver.
"Good afternoon," I Crosby'd.
"Salutary Sales & Service. Mr. Sheldon speaking. May I serve you?"
"Pool-tables," muttered Al, from the background.
"So sorry," said someone on the 'phone. "I was dialing a radio store." He
hung up.
I knew without looking that Al was gathering acid for one of his common remarks.
The 'phone rang again. I answered the call very quickly, as I always do.
"Radio store."
"I had trouble getting you," said the same voice. "This is Mr. Field, 4445
Webster Avenue."
"Yes, Mr. Field. What model set have you?"
"Never mind. Come up at three. Bring some gold radio wire."
"Gold wire?"
"Well-haven't you any?"
"Certainly, Mr. Field. We have the most complete stock of -"
"Then bring it with you. Three o'clock."
He hung up again.
"What," asked Al, who is very mercenary, "did you get out of those two calls?"
"Fellow wants some gold wire at three o'clock."
"Fortunately, we're still in business.
That's lucky, considering you've been in the shop for more than an hour."
"Maybe the fellow is nuts. I don't think the call is worth answering. Why
does he want gold wire?"
"To put silver threads among. Now, be on time and sell him anything he wants."
"But, what am I going to take along for -"
"But nothing! Don't be fussy in times like these, or Brown will throw us
out on our 'buts'." Brown is our financial background.
"Mr. Brown doesn't expect me to answer the calls of lunatics," I said, firmly.
"There is no use wasting gas, and I refuse to go."
Mr. Field led me through his apartment to a large room, arranged as a studio.
When I saw a cello leaning in the corner, I recognized him as the eccentric
soloist who was paid more than he was worth for a weekly 15-minute broadcast
of classical music. His rate, at an allegro beat, came to about four dollars
per catgut cycle, which was more than he got for sawing wood in the old country.
"They can't understand how that big orchestra fits into that small cabinet!
"Did you bring it?" he asked abruptly. "Of course. I have a reel of it down
in the truck, but I didn't want to cut any off before I knew how much you needed.
Very valuable, you know, since we went off the gold standard. What's it for?"
"Put the floor lamp by the piano, and the table lamps over here. The radio
goes against the south wall. Rewire the music stand. Nothing but gold matches
the new decoration. How long will it take?"
Shades of Hertz! He wanted bronze-colored lampcord!
"About an hour. It will cost -" I estimated quickly: wire, $2; staples, 10
cents; labor, $3. Plus $2.75 because I think I can get it. Total - $7.85.
Our wholesaler was only a few blocks away; the wind was with us, and Theodora
- our delivery truck - went wild and made it in fifteen minutes.
While I was working, I turned on the radio. The heavy console contained an
Atwater-Kent 41, two pounds of dust, and a coiled pipe magnetic speaker. I pulled
the -71A output tube from the socket, and saw it had brass prongs, which dated
it about the same as a brass radiator on a Ford.
Its quality was difficult to describe. Perhaps a man reciting poetry and
hanging himself while a load of pea coal was being delivered would come close.
How, I wondered, could a man who had spent his life studying music tolerate
such distortion? What a difference two new audio tubes and an a.c. dynamic would
make!
When I had finished, he paid me and waved the receipt aside.
"Thank you," I said, warming up to the repair job. "No doubt you keep your
radio for sentimental reasons, but do you know it also can be made into a source
of pleasing music? It needs attention very badly, and I can make it really sing."
"You know nothing of your business, young man!" He crouched and walked slowly
toward me. "Do you mean to stand there and tell me you ever heard a set with
quality as good as mine?"
I was not standing there, but backing away toward the door.
"Nothing comes through below 600 cycles," I insisted, "and the highs are
badly distorted. I'm sure you would appreciate the difference new parts would
make - it would give the set a chance to operate like its designers intended."
"The upper register is beautiful.
Do not argue. The bass is perfect. I can forgive ignorance, but not insolence
!"
His collar was getting smaller, and I thought it best to leave.
I got no sympathy from Al when I came back to the shop. He just sighed, and
sat down at the desk in the manner of a person resigning himself to old age.
"Some day," he sermoned, "you will go out of here trying to get repair work
intelligently, instead of saying silly things under the impression you are heaven's
gift to the tone-deaf customer."
"Look, Al," I pleaded, "do you have any idea what a 12-year-old output tube
sounds like when it tries to jam a program through a stone-age speaker? Can't
you see I was trying to help him, and get a repair job?"
It is easy to tell when Al gets narrow-minded, because he disagrees with
me. "No," he said, "I can't. I will say, though, that if your effort was cash
receipts, none of our store history would be written in red ink.
"You don't seem to realize that tone quality is entirely a matter of emotional
appeal. Like love and religion, quality appeals to the heart, not the head.
When emotion comes in the door, logic scrams.
"Three factors influence the choice of a set. Two of them, shape of furniture
and price, are based on logic, and are derived from tangibles such as the size
of the purchaser's living-room and pocketbook. The third, and most important,
is timbre, and is base on emotion. One person buys a high-pitched set, the other,
a low; each thinks the other is crazy, but both have chosen the sets which give
them the best emotional reactions."
"My biggest emotional reaction comes from hearing the wail of a distant locomotive
whistle late at night," I pried in. "According to you, then, I should feed my
aesthetic being engine toots. Imagine sitting down after supper to listen to
the C. B. & Q. Nocturne, by the Boys of Section Eight!"
"Why not? If we didn't have different responses to music and quality, there
would be only one set in the world, and everybody would own one. There wouldn't
be any manual means of voluntary distortion, such as tone control, either.
"In your case, where musical education stopped at the coin slot of a gin-mill
player piano, the higher forms of the musical art do not cause the response
they would in someone else.
"Do you remember Raymond Knight's Cuckoo Hour? One Saturday, as a gag, he
rendered Mendelssohn's Spring Song with steamboat whistles. Naturally, it was
ludicrous, because it sounded like East River on a foggy night. I happened to
listen to it with a group of sea-going men, and it had them dreamy-eyed before
it ended. Those funny noises meant something entirely different to them because
of their emotional conditioning."
"I see now why you won't imitate four Hawaiians," I said, "but what's all
this got to do with my losing a repair job?"
"Plenty. Don't try to foist your preferences on a customer in order to get
work. Your standards of quality come from a technical knowledge of the set;
his from his emotional conditioning, of which you know nothing.
"Instead, appeal to the customer's partiality for his set. Agree with him
that the quality is wonderful, and tell him what he needs to keep it that way.
He will recognize you as a person of refined tastes, and you will have paved
the way to his pocketbook.
"In any event, don't be arbitrary, because his judgment of his own set is
the only appraisal that means anything."
"By the way, Al, what's the thing that gives you the greatest emotional wallop?"
"The bell on the till," he answered, changing to his usual coarse manner,
"and I hope to hear it oftener, when I nurse you into business maturity. Let's
close up."
I thought of Al that night when I turned my set on. If he knew so much about
tone quality, what made him pick out the high-pitched model he has in his home?
My radio has perfect quality; being a radio man, I was able to pick the one
with the best tone with no trouble. My ears might be big, but they're musical,
and I chose the one set with full-bodied, low pitch.
Now and then a picture drops off the wall while I'm playing it, but that's
only because the plastering is cheap.
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Arthur Atwater Kent
Atwater Kent was an American inventor, entrepreneur and manufacturer of radio
equipment. He was born on December 12, 1873, in Cassopolis, Michigan and died on
August 30, 1949, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He was a pioneer in the
development of radio technology and his impact on the industry is still felt
today.
Kent began his career as an electrical engineer, working for various
companies before starting his own business in 1918. He founded the Atwater Kent
Manufacturing Company in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, with the goal of producing
high-quality radio sets for the public. The company quickly became one of the
largest radio manufacturers in the United States, producing over one million
radio sets between the 1920s and 1930s.
One of Kent's innovations was the development of the "breadboard" radio set,
which was easy to assemble and repair. He also made use of more efficient
components, such as high-voltage power supplies, which allowed his radio sets to
produce better sound quality. His radios were also known for their beautiful
wooden cabinets, which were handcrafted and came in a variety of styles and
finishes to suit any decor.
Atwater Kent was a visionary who understood the potential of radio as a means
of communication and entertainment. He was an advocate for the development of
commercial radio broadcasting and he supported the establishment of the National
Broadcasting Company (NBC) in 1926. This network helped to bring radio to a
wider audience and it was a major factor in the growth of the radio industry.
In addition to his contributions to the radio industry, Kent was also a
philanthropist. He supported a number of educational and scientific
organizations, including the Franklin Institute, and he established the Atwater
Kent Foundation, which provided grants for scientific research.
Posted February 22, 2021
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