August 1948 QST
articles are scanned and OCRed from old editions of the ARRL's QST magazine. Here is a list
of the QST articles I have already posted. All copyrights are hereby acknowledged.
Mrs. Helen McKee knew exactly what she was signing up for when
she agreed to marry Mr. McKee. After all, she met and got familiar
with the guy over the air during some rag chewing sessions.
This story is a humorous (and true)
account of what life can be like for the spouses of enthusiastic
Ham radio operators. We all hope for such an understanding 'significant
other.' Melanie has certainly endured and supported a lot of
my pastime endeavors over the past 32 years. It's a short read,
so take a break and put a smile on your face.
I Married a Hobby
By Helen McKee,* XYL of W9ARK
Amateur radio is the hobby I married. Mac and I were introduced
over the air, so I should have known from the very outset that
there would always be a ham rig in our home. Now, after a quarter
of a century of registering the gamut of emotions over this
obsession, I know that Mac and I are not tuned to the same wavelength.
Before the wedding day, I made rash promises to knuckle down
and master the code; a husband, home and babies mastered me.
The ink was not yet dry on the marriage license when our honeymoon
began to resemble a radio tour. Instead of tea for two, we indulged
in endless hamfests with strangers in stranger cities. It dawned
on me that I had a definite problem on my hands.
Back home, the first marital snag was over where to put the
rig. Our love nest boasted two bedrooms and I could see right
off that W9ARK had his eye on that extra room while my dreams
of a ruffled guest room vanished. Almost overnight a work bench
was installed, wires began dangling out of the windows, and
I didn't dare clean the place for fear of mixing up some of
But we had to move soon enough. The hobby was installed in
what should have been the nursery. Subsequently, as time wore
on and we outgrew one house after another, W9ARK set up his
shack in practically every room in the house. When the outfit
was in the basement, the laundress couldn't wash without getting
caught in the motor generator. The attic was a good place to
admit the lead-in, but the chief op couldn't keep himself warm.
When the rig was in the bedroom, the XYL couldn't sleep for
the visiting hams in her boudoir. Finally Mac built an addition
to the living room to house his hobby, but I soon found that
soldering irons and screwdrivers in the middle of the parlor
floor were not in the best taste as bric-a-brac.
It was during the period when the shack was in the bedroom
that the doctor, who was also a ham, dropped in from Crawfordsville
to chin with W9ARK. I, blessed-eventing again, by dusk was dead
on my feet. But could I go to bed with a strange man at the
microphone in my bedroom? Wearily, I fought the tiger of fatigue,
longing, with a hope beyond understanding, that the extra man
in my life would clear out and let me find rest. At 2:30 A.M.,
belligerently, I approached the intruder. "Doctor," I said,
"you have seen many women in bed and now you are going to see
another." Exhausted, I shed my robe arid sank between the sheets.
Tragedy came close while the set monopolized our bedroom.
The stork was expected momentarily and I busied myself with
the mending basket while Mac, in his corner of the room, enjoyed
a QSO with a fellow ham. A tube burned out in the transmitter
and, absent-mindedly, Mac put his hands into the back of the
set to remove the offending part. He forgot to turn off the
power supply. A thousand volts burned into his right wrist and
emerged from his left forearm, more than enough to electrocute.
He was squatting behind the set at the time and the contraction
of the muscles caused by the impact of the current picked him
up and tossed him, leap-frog fashion, into the corner of the
room. When I reached him his tongue was thick and hanging out.
Such thoughts as "Don't touch him!" and "I am a widow with four
children!" raced across my mind. After what seemed a lifetime,
garbled mumbles came through his swollen lips. Hysterically,
I ran for the aromatic spirits of ammonia - for both of us!
The doctor explained that if Mac's heart had not been on dead
center at the time of contact, St. Peter would have ushered
him through the Pearly Gates.
During our married lifetime we have visited hams from coast
to coast; also in Cuba. Panama and Mexico. And one time an amateur
from Mexico City came to visit us, bringing his wife along.
The Mexican XYL and I had to converse in sign language.
One of our favorite travel experiences concerns the little
lady ham down in Port Arthur, Texas. Over the air she is known
as "Little Dew Drop." Mac had met her at a hamfest in Chicago,
so, as we were driving into Port Arthur, he suggested that we
look her up, which we did. In answer to Mac's knock at the door,
a baby voice in that irresistible Southern drawl said, "Why,
Is this you?" And old Mac responded with, "Is dinner ready?"
True to Southern hospitality, we were ushered into the house
and right back to the room where the rig was located. Dew Drop,
instead of doing her housework, had been on the air exchanging
the time of day with Sally up in New Jersey. Undaunted, she
sat W9ARK down at the mike and turned him loose.
While we were busy on the air, Little Dew Drop dropped into
her own kitchen and soon announced fried oysters. Was my face
red! Mac was literally the man who came to dinner but I also
laughed up my sleeve because one of his pet peeves is oysters,
especially fried oysters. He asked for and ate a second helping!
And then there is Katherine out in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Katherine
is the gal who told my husband that he had microphone appeal.
From all I hear she puts out a mean signal. She certainly can
put out delicious homemade chocolate creams, too. We know! She
has sent Mac three boxes.
In Indianapolis there is a certain camaraderie among the
hams; also a spirit of rivalry as to who shall work the farthest
DX. They spurn publicity, or seem to. Before the war, whenever
one of their number received mention in the press, a dinner
was held and a trophy presented to the notable ham. But this
trophy was in no way a loving cup. Call letters of the recipients
were inscribed on a small wooden box, inside of which was the
south end of a horse going north. Upon the first presentation,
Mac ordered a bale of hay sent to the winner. For that gesture
all the local hams were out to "get" Mac, who proved to be cagey,
so much so my help was enlisted to frame him.
On the night before Mother's Day, Mac happened to take a
message from a lad in the Byrd Expedition, near the South Pole,
to his mother in Indianapolis. I tipped off a fellow ham and
reporters were soon on Mac's trail. On the front page Sunday
morning was the news that W9ARK had received by short-wave radio
the Mother's Day message from the greatest distance around the
earth. Mac was furious and still is. The war came along, amateur
radio shut down, and W9ARK has had to keep the horse all these
years, until someone else makes the papers.
In retrospect, I have decided that marrying a hobby has added
zest to what might otherwise have been a humdrum existence.
By sending our signals into the air to fall to earth, we knew
not where, our own horizons receded. A few acquaintances became
treasured friends. Some experiences, mellowed by time and memory,
became priceless. A sense of humor, sprinkled with tolerance,
has saved the day. At long last, home serenity is established,
a philosophy achieved, Mac and I synchronized.
Posted June 16, 2015