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 Since January, I have used ChatGPT to
generate many mini essays on various technical topics such as company histories,
biographies on notable engineers and scientists, physics principles, and
industry standards. My goal is to reduce the amount of references to off-site
information like Wikipedia. A careful reading of ChatGPTs replies is always
performed because inaccuracies appear fairly often. Overall, I find it very
useful, but caution is needed. In example, today I queried ChatGPT for an
equation of the
voltage distribution along a half-wave dipole antenna.
It took three rounds of correcting its response to finally get an accurate
answer...
 OpenAI (ChatGPT) founder Greg Brockman,
recently produced a video introducing some of the improvements and new features
of GPT−4 (current public version is GPT−3.5). One thing he did was have the AI
machine asked it for a single sentence summary using only words beginning with
the letter "g." GPT−3.5 failed miserably, but GPT−4 succeeded. It even did a
sentence using only words beginning with the letter "q." He also had GPT−4
create a poem about the tax preparation capability of ChatGPT (itself an
impressive act). A few of the vintage issues of Popular Electronics and
the ARRL's monthly QST magazine contained
electronics-related poems submitted by readers (see "Unpopular Radio," and
"Pre-Radio," et al). Some are pretty clever. It takes some cogitation, skill,
and creative ability to come up with a rhyming poem on a technical subject like
amateur radio. Since I am in insufficient possession of the aforementioned
qualities, I decided to task ChatGPT to create a few topical poems for me. Is
this amazing, or what? Be sure to see "Ode on Rhode & Schwarz" and...
 Website visitor Jared Finan contacted me
a few days ago to ask whether I had any idea why noise figure and
Y−factor measurements made with his HP/Agilent/Keysight 8975A Noise Figure Meter
were not in agreement. The same measurements made with his HP/Agilent/Keysight 8970A
- a much older piece of equipment - agreed very well. My suggestion turned out to
not be the answer. Jared wrote back later saying he found the cause of the problem
- a real exercise in troubleshooting! He gave his permission to post our dialog
here so in case someone else might have been plagued with a similar issue. There
are several methods for measuring noise figure, including the Y-factor method, the
cold source method, and the hot/cold load method. The Y-factor method is the most
widely used technique for noise figure measurement...
 A couple days ago, website visitor Bill P.
wrote from his location in the western mountains of North Carolina to ask whether
I have any information on a
mysterious burst transmission he has been picking up in the 10− and 12−meter
bands (28.000 to 29.700 MHz and 24.920 to 24.930 MHz, respectively) that
"only appears when the bands are open." The signal has appeared intermittently for
more than ten years. He included a link to a demodulated audio file of the captured
signal. It sounds like a series of bursts at the same frequency. I do not recall
ever having heard it. Probably the best method for determining the source of a broadcast
is to perform a spectral analysis of the demodulated signal to discover its constituent
parts. I used a free audio analyzer package called WavePad, by NCH Software. The
screen shot below quantifies a few of the primary parameters. It consists of 63
bursts at approximately 24 ms intervals. Each burst appears to be a CW signal
of about 1,280 Hz (780 μS), although looking at the spectral waterfall
most of the content appears to be in 1,100 Hz realm...
 Like a lot of Americans (and presumably
some Canadians), I was amazed to watch as a
Chinese spy craft as large as a couple school busses was permitted to drift
over the country from Alaska to South Carolina. It was laden with sophisticated
sensors (optical?, radio frequency?, audio?) and communications equipment, powered
by huge PV arrays. A detailed reverse engineering effort of an intact, possibly
functional inspection could determine the system architecture, electronic component
types, software / firmware, mechanics, optics, battery technology, etc., including
where they came from and who built them. A lot of information can be gleaned from
such an investigation. We are just now being informed that the military knew of
the craft from the time it was launched off the coast of China. We are also now
told that Biden* was not apprised of the situation until it had been spotted over
Montana by civilians and photographed with a cellphone. Then, officials said bringing
it down over populated areas was too risky, even though there was ample opportunity
to do so while it was over unpopulated areas in Alaska and Canada. In fact, it could
probably have been brought down over land gradually via controlled deflation rather
than blowing it out of the sky with a Sidewinder missile. The payload equipment
would then have been more readily accessible and intact for inspection. Prior learning
the balloon was being tracked even before it flew over the U.S., we were told that
NORAD and all other radars missed it...
 Since its launching on November 30 of last
year (2022), I have seen / heard a lot of news reports about the
ChatGPT
content generator hosted by OpenAI.org. They label it a "chatbot." The GPT suffix
is an acronym for Generative Pre-Trained Transformer. ChatGPT is an artificial intelligence
(AI) algorithm that creates a paragraph or two about a topic which you enter in
the webpage. Proponents hail it as one of the first instances of making AI available
to the public, and facilitate information search and dissemination. Opponents warn
that ChatGPT is a scheme which can feed on its own self-generated inaccuracies when
generated content is posted online and used later by the same algorithm. One aspect
that occurred to me whilst experimenting with ChatGPT is that while you are helping
to train the AI algorithm, it is simultaneously training you to communicate effectively
with it, so it's a two-way process. Sometimes it takes many iterations of a query
to get the preferred results. Note that sometimes ChatGPT server is so inundated
with participants that you might need to submit your query multiple times to get
any result other than an error message. Feedback can be provided to ChatGPT regarding
the usefulness of its reply by clicking on the up or down thumb icons. I could go
into a little more detail about ChatGPT, but why not let the chatbot extoll its
own virtues...
 The USPTO, issued its first patent on July
31, 1790, assigned to Mr. Samuel Hopkins for a process of making potash. That
was three years after creation of the office in 1787. President George Washington
signed that one. You might think the country's first issued patent is numbered one
(later designated X000001), but that's not the case. Enumeration did not begin until
July 13, 1836 when U.S. patent "No
1" was issued to Mr. John Ruggles for a traction wheel for steam locomotives.
The U.S. government had issued 9,957 patents before starting a numbering system
so for any patent number, add 9,957 for its actual place in line. The one millionth
patent was assigned in 1811. #2,000,000 happened in 1935. The ten millionth patent
was issued in 2018 for coherent ladar using quadrature detection. #11,000,000 was
awarded just three years later. By process of elimination, I found that as of this
very moment (10:30 am EST, December 27, 2022), the highest patent number assigned
per the USPTO's website is #11,540,433..
 The January 2023 issue of QST magazine
highlights Dr. Joseph
Hooton Taylor, Jr., K1JT. An accomplished radio astronomer, Dr. Taylor's
feature is the first of what will be a year-long theme to "highlight amateurs who
have achieved recognition in areas outside of, or related to, amateur radio." I
think that is a great idea and look forward to seeing who they come up with. Too
bad that the ARRL doesn't post stories like this so that non-members can have access
to them; they would serve as a great motivation to people considering earning a
new license or upgrading to a higher class. "JT. Since 2001, those two letters have
signaled digital transformation in ham radio. They are the initials of the pioneering
scientist and amateur radio innovator, Joe Taylor, whose software suite, WSJT -
updated to WSJT−X - revolutionized ham radio. Today, the warble of JT8 dominates,
but the tones of FT4, JT9, SWPR, and Q65 all emerge from the static to connect hams
the world over with signal-to-noise ratios as low as −44 dB..."
 As a rule, I do not spend much time wondering
what other engineering websites are doing or what their visitor traffic might be.
Instead, I spend my time creating a format and content that caters to the needs
of RF Cafe visitors - engineers, technicians, students, hobbyists, researchers,
etc. I do not use pop-up windows for ads, announcements, cookie warnings, or anything
else. I have never betrayed the trust of visitors by selling or trading their IP
addresses, e-mail addresses, or any sort of statistical data. Doing so is rewarded
with a good flow of website traffic. The graphs are screen captures from the SEMRush
webpage. The results were a bit surprising in some instances, but expected in others.
For reference, RF Cafe gets an average of 29,539 "organic traffic"/month. By
comparison, the IEEE website has 2,879,641/month (97x more). The ARRL website sees
146,616/month (49x). Microwave Journal is at 5,916/month (1/5th). Microwaves & RF
shows 9,366/month (1/3rd). Two what might be considered competitor websites, everythingRF
and Microwaves101, are at 164,110/month (5x) and 24,750/month (7/8ths)...
 It has been my belief for a long time that
the vast majority of
print magazine advertisements are never seen by potential customers because
very few of those potential customers ever bother to pick up a print magazine. More
than a decade ago (around 2007) when I was spending my last days working in a corporate
environment, I do not ever recall seeing anyone reading a trade magazine, be it
Microwave Journal, Microwaves & RF, Electronic
Design, EE|Times, or any of the others. In fact, most of the magazines
I saw were deposited in the mail room recycle or trash bin before they ever made
it to an engineer's, technician's, or manager's desk. That is not to say or imply
the magazines are not excellent - they are, indeed - but even back then most people
were getting their needed information online. Being able to show a print version
circulation number to advertisers does not in any way correlate directly to the
number of potential customers who will ever see their advertisements...
 I stayed up late on the night of of December
11, 2012 (early in the morning, actually) to watch the
FITSAT-1 CubeSat satellite flash its Morse code "HI DE NIWAKA JAPAN" message
via super-bright LEDs over eastern North America. It was scheduled to pass just
south of my location in Erie, Pennsylvania, at 1:14 AM, with a lights-on intensity
great enough to be easily seen with binoculars. FITSAT-1 is a project conceived
of and built by professors and students at the Fukuoka Institute of Technology (FIT)
in Japan. In addition to the LED visual display, the satellite also carries several
Amateur Radio payloads including a CW beacon on 437.250 MHz, a telemetry beacon
on 437.445 MHz and a high-speed data downlink on 5,840.0 MHz. The CubeSat
Project was developed by California Polytechnic State University and Stanford University's
Space Systems Development Lab. It creates launch opportunities for universities
previously unable to access space. A CubeSat is 10 cm on a side and may have
a mass of up to 1.33 kg. Launch vehicles sell space to CubeSats for around
$40,000, which makes them very affordable to place in orbit...
It has been my belief for a long time that
the vast majority of
print magazine advertisements are never seen by potential customers because
very few of those potential customers ever bother to pick up a print magazine. More
than a decade ago (around 2007) when I was spending my last days working in a corporate
environment, I do not ever recall seeing anyone reading a trade magazine, be it
Microwave Journal, Microwaves & RF, Electronic Design, EE|Times, or
any of the others. In fact, most of the magazines I saw were deposited in the mail
room recycle or trash bin before they ever made it to an engineer's, technician's,
or manager's desk. That is not to say or imply the magazines are not excellent -
they are, indeed - but even back then most people were getting their needed information
online. Being able to show a print version circulation number to advertisers does
not in any way correlate directly to the number of potential customers who will
ever see their advertisements...
 In 2012, while moving a heavy safe down some
stairs (using a hand truck),
something
snapped in my lower back that resulted in debilitating leg pain for a month.
Hydrocodone was required to enable normal locomotion around the house, and I couldn't
lift anything. After about three months, things returned to normal, with occasional
relapses. Since that time, I have tried to be careful to not overexert myself, and
kept up a regular regime of isometric and low weight, low impact exercise. Maintaining
muscle tone is essential for keeping the skeleton in proper alignment. As time went
on, I became a little bolder in terms of lifting, pushing, and pulling heavy objects,
and got away with it until early March of this year when I foolishly used a long
pry bar to tip over a huge tree stump. The stump finally broke loose, and so did
my back. This time, the pain was so bad that I couldn't walk more than a couple
feet without needing to recover, and finding a comfortable position to relieve the
hurt was nearly impossible. Even the 5 mg hydrocodone barely touched it; at
least two were required. I have always avoided taking any sort of medicine, even
ibuprofen or acetaminophen, so at trip to a back surgeon† ensued. An x-ray showed
a few bone spurs on some of the vertebrae impinging on my spinal cord, but nothing
deemed severe enough to cause the level of pain I was experiencing. I think my doctor
though I was exaggerating, so I requested that he order an MRI...
 As mentioned in the past, one of the many
great aspects of the Internet, and in particular having a website with its contents
easily found on a search engine, is occasionally being contacted by people mentioned
in one of the vintage magazine articles I have posted on RFCafe.com and AirplanesAndRockets.com,
and/or by people related to someone mentioned. Readers of Popular Electronics
magazine in the 1950's through 1970's (including me) looked forward to Carl Kohler's
many humorous electronics-related stories and illustrations a few times each year.
Carl's leading man was one print media's first DIYers, and his wife suffered his
often less than successful escapades in a sporting manner. A few days ago, none
other than Christoverre Kohler,
Mr. and Mrs. Carl and Sylvia Kohler's number two son (of four), contacted me
to provide some background on his parents. Christoverre happened upon a couple of
his father's articles on RF Cafe while doing a search. He was motivated to write
in response to the story entitled, "I Married a Superheterodyne!," where I asked
whether the Kohlers might have at one time lived in Syracuse, New York. It was due
to a mention of General Electric's famous Electronics Park (which is no more). Christoverre
set me straight on that matter, and provided some amazing additional information
on his parents. His father's talents were not limited...
 RF Cafe visitor
Jonathan
Zane (KC2SHO) recently sent me a hyperlink to his collection of photos taken
when he visited a
broadcast
facility in Balkhash, Kazakhstan. A sample of his extensive image cache is shown
here. You can view the entire set that includes vintage electronic equipment, facilities,
and city streets on his kc2sho.com website. You will see a huge stash of vacuum
tube assemblies, large coaxial cables, operation and maintenance manuals, and spare
parts. These kinds of treasure troves exist all over the world; it's a matter of
finding them. Imagine what all that abandoned equipment and components would sell
for on eBay! Along with requesting permission to post a few of his photos, I invited
him to provide some text to accompany them. Here is what he wrote - you will definitely
like the anecdote at the end. Many thanks to Jonathan for this!
 The term "plate
solving" (aka "astrometric solving") in astronomy has its roots in the days
when dinosaurs roamed the earth and images of the sky were captured on, gasp, glass
plates with photosensitive emulsion coatings. Attempting to identify astronomical
items on a plate, or paper photograph developed from a plate, was/is similar to
finding an unfamiliar star, nebula, or galaxy when viewing the heavens through binoculars
or a telescope. You begin with a nearby entity you are familiar with, and then move
in the direction of the object being sought. Sometimes a process known as "star
hopping" is used to move from point to point in a predictable combination of direction
and distance from the current star (or whatever). With the advent of digital photography,
software programmers have developed algorithms that assess and map all the points
an image, then compare it to a calibrated set of points from carefully processed
images and attempt to identify all the astronomical object in the investigated image.
Only fairly recently has a highly efficient method of computer plate solving been
available. Fortunately, the community of professional and amateur astronomers has
produced a plethora of software tools...
 Some years ago while first developing my
"RF Cascade Workbook" spreadsheets, I read that when Microsoft began using the
XML file
format for Excel with the 2007 version (Office 12), what appears in the
File Manager as a *.xls or *.xlsm (*.xls with VBA‡ macros) is actually a compressed
collection of individual XML files and possibly a *.bin and any images you might
have buried within. If you want to see what actually makes up your Excel file, follow
these simple instructions. A word of warning though, as Otto von Bismarck is reported
to have admonished†, "Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being
made." After seeing what goes into an Excel file, you might loose your taste for
them (not really, it just seemed like an apt quotation at the moment). There may
be another way to dissect an Excel file, but probably the easiest is the following...
 If ever there was a website that would likely
drag a radio and television broadcast historian down into the metaphorical rabbit
hole, "Eyes of a
Generation... Television's Living History" is it. Like Alice's experience in
Wonderland, once you enter the homepage porthole and begin clicking on links, not
only will getting back out be difficult, but the journey will introduce you to many
fantastic experiences in TV broadcasting which you have never seen before. As the
subtitle says, "In essence, this is a Television history book with 5000 stories,
10,000 rare photos and hundreds of one of a kind videos." If you are old enough
to remember way back to the 1980s and before, then you will find interesting tidbits
of insider and backstage anecdotes about all of the popular television shows of
the various eras - back to the very beginning. That includes sitcom, variety, and
news types. Included in the collection is a wealth of photographs and videos, along
with histories of the electronic equipment and its inventors that made it all possible.
You will also find never-seen-before film footage of live taping sessions, TV show
production, interviews, and documentaries. Did you know that David Letterman owned
the entire "Late Night" franchise...
 CQ magazine is a great monthly publication
for the electronics hobbyist and professional. Each month it is chock full of amazingly
informative articles covering circuit design, system design, antenna design, product
reviews, electronics theory, prototyping and kit building, industry news, and more.
Being primarily an amateur radio publication, CQ also contains many pieces on equipment
setup and use, operational suggestions, contest coverage, ARRL events, FCC regulatory
news, reports on personal accomplishments, etc. As part of his "Haywire State" article,
Eric highlights the venerable
Bob Pease (sadly no longer with us) with his famously messy workbench and tangle
breadboarded circuits...
 This gives a whole new meaning to "Political
Science." Vaccinated people have been generating and shedding copious variants of
COVID−19. WHO designates each new variant with progressive letters in the Greek
alphabet, beginning with Alpha. Until a few days ago they were on Nu. Next came
Omicron. "What
happened to Xi?" you might reasonably ask. It so happens that Xi (Jinping) is
the name of China's dictator, so "the Science" we are admonished to listen
to omit it. Now we need the Ministry of Truth to replace all former references to
Xi (Ξ, ξ) with some other symbol. Let me be the first to suggest a spiked virus
icon  . Damping ratio henceforth
is written as = 2.5 rather than the traditional ξ=2.5. Similarly
there is the baryon (rather than the Xi baryon),
the Riemann function, potential difference is
volts, the Scientific Research Honor Society
is now Sigma . You get the idea...
 ASCII Art has been around nearly as long
as digital computers have been in existence. It was the only type of "graphics"
available to most users before other than text displays were commonplace. Universities,
corporations, and government research facilities had crude forms of graphical displays,
but it was not until the 16-color, 640x200-pixel CGA (Color Graphics Adapter) monitors
began shipping with IBM PCs that most people had access to "real" graphics. To compensate,
some pretty clever souls came up with what has become known as "ASCII Art." ASCII
(American Standard Code for Information Interchange), for those of you too young
to remember when that was part of common computer parlance, is the basic set of
numbers, letters, and special characters that all computers are capable of rendering
based on unique codes assigned to them. For instance, ASCII character 48D (30H)
is the number "0," 65D (41H) is upper case "A,"...
 Canadian website visitor Richard F.
sent me this photo of his "Log
Polar Plane" acetate stencil, circa 1958. As a collector of vintage of science
/ technical paraphernalia, he ran across this as part of one of his acquisitions.
"Computing Aids" is printed on it. I had never heard of the log polar plane, but
according to the Wikipedia entry, "In mathematics, log-polar coordinates (or logarithmic
polar coordinates) is a coordinate system in two dimensions, where a point is identified
by two numbers, one for the logarithm of the distance to a certain point, and one
for an angle. Log-polar coordinates are closely connected to polar coordinates,
which are usually used to describe domains in the plane with some sort of rotational
symmetry. In areas like harmonic and complex analysis, the log-polar coordinates
are more canonical than polar coordinates." The David Young, on the University of
Edinburgh website, explains, "Log-polar sampling is a spatially-variant image representation..."
 If you have not yet discovered the Engineering
and Technology History Wiki (ETHW) website, now would be a good time to surf on
over and take a look at the vast resources there - particularly the "Oral-History"
series of in-person interviews of our field's top scientists and engineers. Among
them are Dr. Harold Beverage, Dr. Ulrich L. Rohde (N1UL), Harold S.
Black, Harold A. Wheeler, Dr. Irwin Jacobs and Dr. Andrew Viterbi,
and of particular significance to me,
Dr. David B. Leeson (W6NL), founder of California Microwave and Ham
radio contesting champion. Many of the oral interviews were conducted in the pre-Internet
era and some of the people are no longer with us. A few days ago, I had the honor
of being contacted Dr. Leeson as part of his search for information he wants
for some work he is doing. His name is familiar to amateur radio contesters who
participate in DX (long distance) events...
 Last week Melanie and I drove down to Greensboro,
North Carolina, to attend our daughter's wedding. The weather was typically hot
there, but not out of the norm. All went well at the small ceremony. Both bride
and groom showed up, as did the minister and necessary witnesses. After the blessed
event was over, we headed back northward to our humble abode in Erie, Pennsylvania.
Our route upon exiting NC is I81 for a few miles in Virginia, then north onto I77,
up to Rt. 19, then I79 all the way home up and down mountains for a few hundred
miles. Our 2011 Jeep Patriot has never had any mechanical issues, but then it only
has 81k miles on it and is kept in the garage. That day, though, the transmission
overheating idiot light illuminated while on I81 - not a particularly hilly stretch.
The outside temperature there was about 80 °F. I had noticed a slightly higher
pitch sound from it while going uphill, but didn't think anything of it until the
light came on. (On−Trak Automotive
Services)...
 Let me begin by stating that in general,
I am not an "anti-vaxxer." Since my days in the USAF, I have chosen to get an annual
flu shot, my kids received all the required / recommended vaccinations during their
school years. I've even had the second-generation shingles shots. No problemo. All
those vaccines were subject to the full scientific regimen of development and testing
prior to being administered to the general public. The current crop of
COVID−19 vaccines, however, are a major exception - especially the mRNA varieties.
None have been thoroughly vetted with the traditional multi-year studies which include
a very wide cross-section of voluntary participants. Furthermore, none have been
approved by normal guidelines - these are emergency approvals. Statistical studies
were performed which attempted to correlate cause and effect. If necessary, necessary
modifications to the formulation were made and then trials began anew. Once the
medical and science community had enough data...
 A few times in the past I have mentioned
the U.S. Army's long-running comic-book-style of training material for vehicle maintenance.
It began in 1940 under the title of The Army Motors and ran through the
end of World War II. In June 1951, at the beginning of the Korean War, the
publication was re-introduced as
PS Magazine - The Preventative Maintenance Monthly, where the "PS" part
stands for "Post Script," a la the "p.s." you might put at the end of a written
letter. In this case the "p.s." is a post script to the regular Army vehicle maintenance
manuals. I recently happened to run across the RadioNerds.com's extensive section
on PS Magazine, and it is a treasure trove of downloadable PDF versions of the magazines.
As you can see from the cover illustrations and the contents, its appeal was primarily
to the predominantly male vehicle maintenance force...
 Engineers are entirely comfortable with numbers
multiplied by very large powers of 10; that is, with many trailing (or leading if
a decimal) zeros after the significant figures. A terahertz is 1 x 1012,
or 1 followed by twelve zeros, or
1,000,000,000,000.
A picosecond is 1 x 10-12, or eleven zeros between the decimal point
and the one, or 0.000000000001. The mass of the sun is approximately 1.9885×1030 kg,
or 1,988,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg. The mass of an electron is
approximately 9.10938×10−31 kg, or 0.000000000000000000000000000000910938 kg.
We don't even break a sweat when punching those kinds of numbers into a calculator.
We're used to it. When most laypeople these days hear politicians nonchalantly toss
around figures in the trillions of dollars regarding a country's deficit or planned
new spending packages, or the net worth of Amazon's Jeff Bezos, Tesla's Elon Musk,
and Donald Trump, they have no concept of how big the numbers are...
 RF Cave visitor and contributor Joseph Birsa
(N3TTE), sent me a note about yet another edition of a special purpose catalog published
by Sears - the
Sears 1940 Amateur Radio, Test Equipment, Sound System Catalog. A little research
revealed that it was actually an extended version of the 1940 Sears, Roebuck and
Co. Superior Amateur Equipment and Radio Service Supplies - 64 versus 48 pages,
respectively. Even the standard edition Sears, Roebuck Fall 1941 Catalog contained
a large section dedicated to radios and equipment. The cover on the shorter catalog
makes me think of The Radio Boys series of books, where a cadre of four early 20th
century teenagers experienced adventures centered around build and operating wireless
equipment. Hallicrafters, National Company, Meissner, and Hammarlund receivers and
transmitters were offered for sale. Bliley and Silvertone...
 When doing some research for creating a new
quiz on inventors
and their inventions, I decided to look for people according to their countries.
I almost always do image searches since doing so does a good job of filtering out
pages that merely mention the topic of interest. My first Google search was "american
inventors." I expected to see the familiar faces of Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, George
Westinghouse, Marie Curie, Alexander Graham Bell, George Washington Carver, Edwin
Armstrong, Hedy Lamarr, Benjamin Franklin, Robert Goddard, Albert Einstein, the
Wright Brothers, Samuel Morse, William Shockley, etc. Those are the names that first
come to my mind, and admittedly the list is dominated by White men. Imagine my surprise
when the Google search results belied my perception. Take a look at the first few
pages of results to see what I mean. Next, I moved on to an image search for "canadian
inventors..."
 As our traditions are besieged by malcontents
determined to denigrate, impugn, and ultimately erase memories of holidays and events
that have meant so much to families and friends, I feel compelled to resist the
movement by documenting parts of the past that will cause us to wax nostalgic over
our cherished traditions. Intimidation and violence is part of the strategic calculus;
we have seen it in spades in 2020, and 2021 promises to be even worse. The Cancel
Culture might eventually win out with the complicity of government agents both elected
and unelected, but I'm not going down without a fight. Here is a collection of twentieth
century, December issue
QST magazine covers with Christmas themes that will no doubt be
familiar to many of you. Finding them was more difficult...
December 24, 2020
 RF Cafe visitor Michael Maassel, an electrical
engineering professor in North Dakota State University's Electrical and Computer
Engineering Department, requested that I post these few questions to help him effectively
prepare students taking senior-level (aka "Capstone") design courses for a real-world
experience after graduation. Says the good professor, "The biggest headache I have
is getting the students to
document their work, both in hardware and in software. Currently,
I am requiring that the students use a quad line notebook. This has not been very
successful." How do you handle documentation in your every-day work?
 For many years Melanie and I have been collecting
and reading The Radio Boys series of thirteen books, which were written in
the 1920s by Allen Chapman. It was a time in history when the miracle of radio communications
was capturing - even enrapturing - the public with its seemingly miraculous ability
to convey messages across town and around the world without the need for wires,
hence "wireless." The stories center around four teenage buddies, namely Bob Layton,
Joe Atwood, Herb Fennington, and Jimmy Plummer (aka Doughnuts") who, with the assistance
of a local pastor, Dr. Dale, took an avid interest in radio and built from scratch
a successful crystal radio. Their enthusiasm compounds upon itself as adventures
and experiences using wireless foster interest in building better receivers and
then building transmitters for sending Morse code and audio ("phone"). In order
to appeal to his intended audience - primarily young boys - villains, good guys,
hapless bystanders, government agents, local law enforcement, family, and even the
occasional damsel in distress...
 About a decade ago, photos began appearing
on news websites showing Chinese citizens walking around
wearing face masks in order to filter out the massive air pollution
pouring from city factories and coal-fired electric power generation plants. Articles
were written advising on the best types of face masks to use while visiting or working
in China. The only topic about China competing for shock factor at the time was
the rash of suicides at Foxconn as the poor soulless, hopeless workers who build
our inexpensive electronics products jumped from upper factory windows and roofs.
Since around March of this year, nearly every location in the United States and
around the world is looking like China did for the entire last decade. A worldwide
pandemic was declared because of a deadly virus which originated from the Wuhan
area of China...
 Have I mentioned that my YL, Melanie, decided
she would earn her Amateur radio Technician license? After living in a household
with a bilingual husband (English and Electronics) for nearly 38 years and having
become fairly proficient at ETL (electronics as a third language*), Melanie decided
to earn her Technician license. She has never delved into the technical aspects
of electricity / electronics, but has, along with hearing me speak of it (too) often
and having proof-read my writings and scanned and OCR'ed more than a thousand articles
from vintage electronics magazines, her gray cells are permeated with the vocabulary,
lingo, jargon, vernacular, slang, and argot of the realm. Being an expert test taker,
she will undoubtedly pass the written test with flying colors. With much self-restraint,
I have avoided offering my sage advice and knowledge during her studies of the ARRL's
Ham Radio License Manual. The current edition is the 4th, being valid from
2018 through 2022. Melanie has asked for a little clarification on SWR, decibels
and couple other minor topics, but otherwise has progressed...
 The world was introduced publically in 2007
to the concept of a 3-dimensional Smith chart by Chris Zelley. In article published
in IEEE Microwave Magazine entitled, "A Spherical Representation of the Smith Chart,"
the radically new concept was illustrated on the surface of a ping pong ball using
a felt-tipped pen (thumbnail at left). Inspired by the sight, Andrei A. Muller and
a small team of developers in 2013 created a version of the
3D Smith Chart in software using the Java language that allows
it to execute on any platform. In 2017, an expanded functionality commercial version
of 3D Smith Chart was released at a very modest price. A number of articles have
been published on the topic extolling the unique ability of a 3-dimensional complex
impedance volume to expose...
10/14/2020
 The other day a song entitled "Western Union"
played on my local over-the-air oldies radio station. It was released by the group
The Five Americans in 1967. I've heard it many times before, but it finally occurred
to me that the use of Morse code-like symbols in the refrain made it a perfect candidate
for a spot here on RF Cafe. The full lyrics of "Western Union" can be found at the
bottom of the page, but notice the "Dah-Dit-Dah-Dit-Dah" repeats in the refrain.
Even though I'm a licensed (as of 2010) Ham, my shameful (according to some veterans)
status as a post-Morse-code era did not require demonstration of code proficiency.
As such, my lack of a Morse code deciphering ability required that I rely on an
online translator for considering what the code might be. Depending on how you separate
the dits and dahs, the string of characters can be interpreted as TETET (- . - .
-), TAA (- .- .-), KA (-.- .-), NK (-. -.-), CT (-.-. -) or other combinations,
none of which seem to mean anything in particular...
4/23/2020
 A couple years ago a house two streets away
had an estate sale after the elderly gentleman who owned it passed on. There was
a lot of old amateur radio gear for sale, and most of it had been bought early
in the morning, right after the beginning of the sale according to the man's daughter
who was on-hand. The newspaper notice mentioned the Ham equipment. In the back yard
was a nice 40-foot crank-up tower that was a bit weather-worn, but otherwise appeared
to be in good condition. She said that was the first item sold. I didn't ask how
much she got for it. The house was to be sold, and they were glad to have the tower
gone before listing it on the market. I have wondered in the past when seeing a
"For Sale" sign in the lawn of a house with one or more radio towers in the yard
how much they would impact the sale price. Some Hams would plan to take...
1/31/2020
 Lincoln Vocational Technical Center. One
day in late spring of 1973 I found myself walking around the gymnasium of Annapolis
Junior High School (AJHS) trying to decide which courses I would prefer upon beginning
tenth grade the following fall. It was one of the final days of ninth grade, which
had been by far my least happy year in school. Living in Mayo, Maryland, I and my
fellow neighborhood ninth graders should have attended Southern Senior High School
(SSHS) in Harwood, Maryland, where our predecessors had gone for ninth grade, but
overcrowding caused the Anne Arundel School Board wizards to decide that for at
least that year, we would remain at AJHS for another term. Historically, kids from
my area went to AJHS only for seventh and eighth grades and then switched to SSHS.
Annapolis, being the capital city of Maryland, was significantly more urban than
the rural areas which SSHS type people were accustomed to. The clientele was much
more aggressive in the big city. Sure, we had our "red neck greaser" rowdies in
the southern part of the county, but at least their parents would whip them if they
got caught getting into trouble. The north county parents, we believed at the time...
1/21/2020
 If you are annoyed by
pop-ups and extraneous framework elements and/or SEO (search engine
optimization) tracking code accompanying application notes, white papers, and images,
and videos, many times you can get rid of them by editing the URL displayed in your
browser address bar. Compare the displays in this set of screen captures based on
the original URL provided in an e-mail (top) to the one where all the extraneous
terms have been removed from the URL (bottom). Note that the yellow highlighted
components have been eliminated. Often, I remove that stuff from hyperlink URLs
before sending my visitors to websites. Companies don't particularly like me doing
that, but doing so helps maintain your privacy. URLs in e-mails are particularly
likely to contain appended code that contains one or more "&utm_" parts. UTM
is the Urchin Tracking Module introduced by Google Analytics' predecessor Urchin
and are now supported by Google Analytics. They typically ....
12/20/2019
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