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RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling 2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps while tying up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got Mail" when a new message arrived...

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"Let It Be©"- New Lyrics - Write in C

Engineering Humor - RF CafeThese tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

When I find my code in tons of trouble,

Friends and colleagues come to me,

Speaking words of wisdom,

"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,

and bugs are all that I can see

Somewhere, someone whispers:

"Write in C."

Write in C, Write in C,

Write in C, oh, Write in C.

Logo's dead and buried,

Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN.

For science it worked flawlessly.

Try using it for graphics!

Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,

Debugging some assembly.

Soon you will be glad to

Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C.

Write in C, oh, Write in C.

BASIC's not the answer.

Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C.

Write in C, oh, Write in C.

Pascal won't quite cut it.

Write in C.

...from the Inflection Point web site

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