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"Let It Be©"- New Lyrics - Write in C

Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with overt sexual overtones (or undertones) and hateful tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor page to the e-mail link above.

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When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom,
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
and bugs are all that I can see
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Logo's dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN.
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly.
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C.
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer.
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C.
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.



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