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These signs have reportedly been spotted at various places of business.
  • On a Septic Tank Truck sign:  "We're #1 in the #2 business."
  • Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:  "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
  • At a Proctologist's door:  "To expedite your visit please back in."
  • On a Plumber's truck:   "We repair what your husband fixed."
  • On a Plumber's truck:   "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
  • Pizza Shop Slogan:   "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
  • At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:   "Invite us to your next blowout."
  • On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:   "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
  • At a Towing company:   "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
  • On an Electrician's truck:   "Let us remove your shorts."
  • In a Nonsmoking Area:   "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
                                            action."
  • On a Maternity Room door:   "Push. Push. Push."
  • At an Optometrist's Office:   "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
                                                  place."
  • On a Taxidermist's window:   "We really know our stuff."
  • In a Podiatrist's office:   "Time wounds all heels."
  • On a Fence:   "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
  • At a Car Dealership:   "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
  • Outside a Muffler Shop:   "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
  • In a Veterinarian's waiting room:   "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
  • At the Electric Company:   "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
                                               However, if you don't, you will be."
  • In a Restaurant window:   "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
  • In the front yard of a Funeral Home:   "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
  • At a Propane Filling Station:   "Tank heaven for little grills."
  • And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:   "Best place in town to take a leak."



...you can thank my Uncle Rick for these.

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