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Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with overt sexual overtones (or undertones), degrading political taunts, and hateful tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor page to the e-mail link above.

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  • BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno
  • HOME BUILT AIRPLANES - by John Denver
  • HOW TO WIN TO THE SUPER BOWL - by Dan Marino
  • THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton  ***
  • THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD - by Bill Gates
  • THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman
  • THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
  • AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
  • AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
  • FRENCH HOSPITALITY
  • THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION
  • DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
  • DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
  • EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
  • EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
  • ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres
  • MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
  • SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the Sierra Club
  • THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
  • MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J.  Simpson
  • MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton

***  Way back around 2001, the moronic webmaster at Agilent removed their hyperlink to RF Cafe
        because of this one line in the entire website - obviously a Hillary supporter.

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RF Cascade Workbook is a very extensive system cascaded component Excel workbook that includes the standard Gain, NF, IP2, IP3, Psat calculations, input & output VSWR, noise BW, min/max tolerance, DC power cauculations, graphing of all RF parameters, and has a graphical block diagram tool. An extensive User's Guide is also included. - Only $35.
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