Do you think I'm following that car too close?
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex
Duct tape won't fix that
Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael
We don't keep firearms in this house
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog
I thought Graceland was tacky
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe
Wrasslin's fake
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians
Do you think my gut is too big?
Honey, we don't need another dog
Who's Richard Petty?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds
Make sure you use your turn signal at this intersection
Too many deer heads detract from the decor
Spittin is such a nasty habit (I love this one!)
I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today
Trim the fat off that steak
The tires on that truck are too big
I've got it all on the C: drive
Unsweetened tea tastes better
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams
Checkmate
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Dang, I meant to come to a complete stop at that stop sign
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla
Nope, no more for me I'm drivin tonight
