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1996 - 2016
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Kirt Blattenberger,
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RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling 2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit design engineer. The Internet was still largely an unknown entity at the time and not much was available in the form of WYSIWYG ...

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Teenager Politically Correct Terminology

Engineering Humor - RF CafeTake a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with reproductive function innuendo and hateful tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor page to the e-mail link above.

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  • No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
  • You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
  • Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
  • These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
  • Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
  • Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
  • Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
  • You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
  • You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
  • You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
  • You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
  • No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
  • You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
  • You don't talk a lot.. You're just "abundantly verbal."
  • You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
  • You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
  • It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
  • The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."






...from the dishout.com website