Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been
collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with reproductive
function innuendo and hateful
tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio
clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor
page to the e-mail link above.
| Humor #2 | Humor #3
An impertinent university freshman
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen standing next to him at a bus stop that it was impossible for
older people to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world," the student said in a voice
loud enough for the other passengers to hear, "actually, an almost primitive one."
The elderly man said
The student continued. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking
on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with
light-speed processing and.."
The student paused to take a breath and the senior took advantage of the
break in the young man's litany and said: "You're quite right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
young...so we invented them."
"Now, you arrogant little twerp, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding.
...thanks to Chuck D. for sending this one (author