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Redneck Computer User

Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with reproductive function innuendo and hateful tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor page to the e-mail link above.

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Ways to Tell If a Redneck Has Been Working at a Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The five front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba"

4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM Drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number one way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is:

1. The Mouse is referred to as a "critter".


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