Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been
collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with reproductive
function innuendo and hateful
tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio
clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor
page to the e-mail link above.
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woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it
under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man
sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
- I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that go something like this: Customer: "Hi. Is
this the Internet?"
- Computers must be female, because ...
- As soon as you have one, a better one is just around
- Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
memory for future
- The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as
informative as "If you don't know
why I'm mad at you,
then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
- As soon as you make a commitment
to one, you find yourself
spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
- Computers must be male, because ...
- They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
- In order to get their attention, you have to
turn them on.
- It is always necessary to have a backup.
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a
piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make
this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and
pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I
just need one copy."
- Theory is when you think you know something but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works but you
don't know why. Usually we combine theory and practice: nothing works and we don't know why.
- If you ask electronics engineer " To be or not to be ?" , his answer will be "One!" How come?
(send me an e-mail if you can't figure it out)