Copyright: 1996 - 2024
BSEE - KB3UON
RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling
2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed
formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit
design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at
the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps
while tying up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got
Mail" when a new message arrived...
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My Hobby Website:
Prison vs. Work
These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
- In prison, you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6x8
- In prison, you get three meals a day. At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
- In prison, you get time off for good behavior. At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
- At work, you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks
and unlocks all the doors for you.
- In prison, you can watch TV and play games. At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison, they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work, you're just ball-and-chained.
- In prison, you get your own toilet. At work, you have to share.
- In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit. At work, you can't even speak to your family and
- In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work, you get to pay all expenses to
go to work and then deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
- In prison, you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work, you
spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.
- In prison, you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work, there are some programs you
can never get out of.
- In prison, there are sadistic wardens. At work, you have managers.
...from the Inflection Point web site