Oxymorons

Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

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Freezer Burn Civil War Calculated Risk Old News
Advanced Basic Working Vacation Minor Catastrophe Extra Money
Original Copy Taped Live Instant Classic Rap Music
Drag Race Small Crowd Gentleman Farmer Found Missing
Airline Food Turned up Missing Industrial Park Almost Exactly
Living Legend Temporary Tax Increase Genuine Imitation Word Picture
Same Difference Definite Maybe Black Light Alone Together
Government Organization Urban Cowboy Sun Shower Sanitary Landfill
Open Secret Cold Sweat British Fashion Power Nap
Near Miss Passive Aggression Still Life Living Dead
Daybed Terribly Pleased Soft Rock Clearly Misunderstood
Rock Opera Lengthy Brief Tough Love California Culture
Microsoft Works Peace Force Sweet Sorrow Light Heavyweight
Loud Whisper Plastic Glasses Exact Estimate Pretty Ugly
Act Naturally Minor Crisis Bad Luck Natural Additives
Clearly Confused Only Choice Deafening Silence Paid Volunteer
Even Odds Random Order Accidentally on Purpose Good Grief
Fairly Dark Safety Hazard Eternal Moment Government Service
Baby Grand Taped Live Ill Health Summer School
Vaguely Aware Terribly Cute War Games Job Security
Dry Lake Home Office Great Depression Liquid Gas
Down Escalator Concrete Jungle Almost Exactly Easy Problem
Modern History Bittersweet Normal Deviation Constant Change
Death Benefits Plastic Wood Rap Music Serious Fun
Criminal Justice Friendly Fire Dynamic Equilibrium Anxious Patient
Idiot Savant Boxing Ring Conservative Democrat Linear Curve