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Reportedly, these ads actually appeared in newspapers across the country.
  • Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
  • Free Puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel. 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
  • Free Puppies: Part German Shepherd. Part stupid dog.
  • German Shepherd: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
  • Found: Dirty little white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be reward.
  • 1 Man, 7 Woman Hot Tub:$850/offer.
  • Snow Blower For Sale: Only used on snowy days.
  • 2 Wire Mesh Butchering Gloves: one 5-finger, one 3-finger. Pair: $15.
  • Tickle Me Elmo: Still in box. Comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 5L, auto. Excellent condition.
  • $6800 Cows, Calves never bred, also one gay bull for sale.
  • Nordic Track: $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.
  • Bill's Septic Cleaning: We haul American made products.
  • Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club.
  • Georgia Peaches: California grown. 89 cents per lb.
  • Nice Parachute: Never opened. Used once.
  • Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
  • Exercise equipment: Queen size mattress and box springs. $175.
  • Joining Nudist Colony! Must sell washer and dryer. $300.
  • Lawyer says client is not that guilty. Alzheimer's Center prepares for an affair to remember.
  • Free To Good Home: Adorable black cat, spayed, front paws removed.
  • Open House: Body Shapers Toning Salon. Free coffee and donuts.
  • For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.  $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything!
  • Chester Drawers: Perfect for child's bedroom, six drawers, $50.
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