(Sung to the familiar Willy Nelson tune about Cowboys)
Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been
collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with reproductive
function innuendo and hateful
tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio
clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor
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Mama don't let your babies grow up to be engineers
Don't let them fix radars for middle class bucks
be cowboys and bikers and such.
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be engineers.
They'll work overtime and they'll never be home
Not even with someone they love
Engineers ain't easy to love
and they're harder to hold
They'd rather give you Dolby Surround than diamonds or gold
Palm pilot on belt
loop and high water pants
Every day goes the same way
And if you don't annoy him and he don't complain
He'll probably rewire the house.
An engineer loves sweaty computer shows and new
sci fi movies
Microprocessors and robots and socks that are white
Them that don't know him won't like him
and them that do
Sometimes won't know how to take him
He's not weird he's just different and his pride won't let him
anything other than right
from the StrangeCosmos website