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Engineering Humor - RF CafeTake a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care to censor "humor" with reproductive function innuendo and hateful tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor page to the e-mail link above.

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  • 1012 microphones = 1 megaphone
  • 106 bicycles = 2 megacycles
  • 500 millinaries = 1 seminary
  • 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
  • 10 cards = 1 decacards
  • 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
  • 10¯6 fish = 1 microfiche
  • 454 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
  • 1012 pins = 1 terrapin
  • 1021 picolos = 109 los = 1 gigolo
  • 10 rations = 1 decoration
  • 100 rations = 1 C-ration
  • 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
  • 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
  • 10 monologs = 5 dialogues
  • 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
  • 2 monograms = 1 diagram
  • 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
  • 2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
  • 2 wharves = 1 paradox
  • 10¯6 phones = 1 microphone
  • 106 phones = 1 megaphone
  • 10¯2 mental = 1 centimental
  • 10¯1 mate = 1 decimate
  • 1012 bulls = 1 terabull
  • 10¯12 boos = 1 picoboo
  • 10¯15 bismol = 1 femtobismol

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