These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
A sign at a business establishment in
WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS
WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS
THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at
the thought of such an inflammatory statement.!
One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... And that
the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back.
But, perhaps in these stressful
times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society who holds
Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . . And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what
kind of business would dare post such a sign? (look below)
Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians have no sense
--- thanks to Steve for submitting this!